We're quitting ths country soon and moving to Amsterdam. Hopefully that's not news to any of you, but I've begun to think about what I'll miss when we leave and found a new one this morning.
I'm going to miss the lack of irony in statements like the one below:
"Winter has arrived, which makes it the perfect time to do some gardening." --from the City of Wanneroo newsletter
Winter is when everything turns green and grows, whereas summer is where all your flowers wither under the intense and constant sunlight. Silly country.